dear the no longer boy,

i have had all of it i can take.
when someone calls it is general niceness to call them back. the only exceptions are bill collectors and telemarketers.
it is also general niceness to return someone's e-mail. the only exceptions are e-mails that obviously don't require a return and spam.
i am not a bill collector. i am not a spammer.
i am a girl, who happens to have really liked being with you, kissing you, playing games with you, and eating ice cream with you. i liked your stories, your jokes and your tallness.
but, when you don't call me back, or reply to my e-mails, i don't know what to think.
so, unless you have some sort of amazing reason for completley ignoring me, i can't take it anymore.
i am removing your title of the boy. you are now the ex-boy.

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